I’ll think about it

I’ll think about it is a word used by mostly teenage girls and some guys to say “NO”. The word mostly means no, and you can usually know if they mean no, or are genuinely going to think about it by their tone of voice.

The word is usually used when asked for something, for example:

Guy: Hey bro can I have some candy?
Guy2: I’ll think about it

Guy: Hey, you’re cute, want to go out with me?
Girl: I’ll think about it.

Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.

By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.

Think inside the box

When you are trying to get with a girl you must step up your level of thought. You must think on how to get into the box by thinking in the box

I’ll never get with Hannah unless I think inside the box.

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think i care

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.

Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?

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I think so

When someone named manny says I think so to a simple question that a yes or no answer only

Girl -"So are we still friends "
Manny- "I think so"

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Think Outside the Box

"Think outside the box" is the phrase every douchebag boss you've ever had has said to you at least one time. "Think Outside the Box" as a phrase itself has no meaning. It literally has no useful meaning whatsoever.

What they WANT it to mean when they say it (They being of course your superiors at every job you hated when you were younger) is for you to exercise your mind and figure out the solution to a problem.

The real meaning? "I have no idea how to answer your question, so figure it out for yourself."

1.) You: Sir, I found the account you wanted me to research, but in what way am I supposed to approach a 60 year old man with no liquid assets living on social security?

Your superior who's actually awful at his AND your job: Think outside the box!

2.) You as a 3rd grader: Dad, what's 9/3?
Your dad: 2.

You as a 6th grader: Dad, if x-10 = 15, what is x?
Your dad: 25

You as a freshman in high school: Dad, if (x-10)+5(2) = 20, what is x?
Your dad: ...Think outside the box!

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Think about the children

What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.

Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

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