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A statement normally used to express the fact that you aren't going to lie about the next statement.
I'm not gonna lie, she's one ugly bitch.
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An untruth that spreads and is believed because people want to believe it.
Trump has used another lie in the sky: he says that everyone testifying against him was bribed by the deep state.
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A kid from miraculous ladybug who has been akumatised so many times. She bullys Marinette Dupain-Cheng and fakes being hurt.
Kid 1: Hey, who is your favourite miraculous ladybug character?
Kid 2: Lie-la Rossi, why?
Kid 3+ kid 1:Uhhhhhh, Isn't she mean?
When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.
Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"
Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"
When someone lies and laughs at the same time.
Jenny said Becky's dress was nice and she burst into laughter over how ugly it was. She laugh out lied in her face.
A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"
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A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.
I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.
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