Chatka Time

See also: Chatka

1. A toast!

2. An occasion which requires a round of shots. Or a round of sips. That's the nature of Chatka Time- it's all about the small sip. It's up to you to decide how big your sip is.

3. Traditionally, it is always the response to the question, "What time is it?" and requires strong alcohol like whiskey, tequila, rum, or occasionally gin at 9:00am.

4. Recently, Chatka Time has come to include non-alcoholic beverages for those who cannot or do not partake of alcoholic beverages. Designated drivers and those on medication can still take part in the toast without sacrificing health.

See also: Na Zdrowie which is a standard Chatka toast as you raise your glass. This is a polish (and russian, and ukrainian) toast to health.

1. What time is it? Chatka Time!

2. You got the promotion? I think it's Chatka Time!

3. I heard somebody call Chatka Time. Is there enough Tullamore Dew or should we break out the rye whiskey for this one?

4. I shared your birthday Chatka Time at 9pm last night, but I was studying for a test so I raised a glass of Mountain Dew instead.

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Time will tell if time can tell time

Expression used when engaged in a futile activity

Guy 1: Hey, how's your progress with her sister going?
Guy 2 : Time will tell if time can tell time

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

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Diaper Time

Made famous by dancing guy on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's when you wear a diaper and possibly other baby accessories while dancing to some club/techno but be so cool people dig that you're in a diaper.

When Dancing Guy was on public access in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia diaper time came at random intervals of the show introducing people dancing without a care just in their diapers.

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Bad Time

A quote when you play Undertale and fight Sans.

“You’re gonna have a bad time.” Sans, 2015

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cpt time

"CPT Time" Colored People time. A term coined for Afro-Americans that are frequently late or tardy. They appear to be using their own time keeping system.

Mike is on that CPT Time! It's 8:15am and class started at 8am.

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sad times

When something happens that is peak or unlucky so you say "sad times" to acknowledge this.

David: "I just dropped my pizza on the floor"
Fred: "sad times, man"

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