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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 7, 2022


To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else

When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it

by Bobndeep February 25, 2022


Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 27, 2015


Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks

Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.

by Miamerryhappy March 24, 2024


putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.

the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.

by pussy bee April 9, 2022


putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020


Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022