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1. A burn that is not only intense, but is so incredibly ruthless, that it could literally end Capitalism.
2. You misspelled Bernie, dumbass.
Human 1: “Sweet burn my dude!”
Human 2: “Yeah man, nice Burn-y Sanders”
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1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.
to "Figure It Out," referring to the hit Nickelodeon game show of the late 90's.
You still can't remember where you put your keys? Would you Summer Sanders that shit already so we can get the hell out of here?
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a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
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The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
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A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.
Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
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