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Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.
Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man
Creampieing a girl on her period.
Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup
Type of food that no italian can eat, and will do anything to remove it
Jeff: i just ate ketchup with pasta and it tasted good!
Mario: No way man, You are dead
A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.
Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
When yours banging a girl that is on her period and has a yeast infection
I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.