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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.
“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”
Individual(s) that show up to Animal Crossing: New Horizon islands covered in "ketchup" and chase other players with axes
My friend Billy had a ketchup maid on his island! He must have been terrified
A threesome with two women who are menstruating.
My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.
the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.
guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.
The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup
Example:
Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»
When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.
I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.