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Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".
guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.
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When you need to throw out a roach while hot boxing, so you take a sharp left or right turn to throw it out the left or right window so all the smoke piles on the opposite side and doesn't leak out of the car.
Shit dude! I need to throw out this roach! Let's do a Mexican Tornado Drill!
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a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling
In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.
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When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".
Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.
A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round
So it's a merry go round
I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!
I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!
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it is the act of performing sexual intercourse with a black chick while spinning her and you repeatidly throw objects at her
i just new orlean's tornado this chick and broke her nose
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While laying on your back, put your junk in a girls pooper and spin her around violently while she holds her legs up to her chest.
Yo! I just gave a girl a dirty tornado and she got so dizzy she vomited all over me!
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