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Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.
Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
***PWNAGE***
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When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
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A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!
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A yellow towel that Pittsburgh Steelers fans wave during games. It is also used to wipe away the tears after their fluke of a team gets crushed by the New England Patriots.
Thousands of Pittsburgh Steelers fans used their terrible towels as hankchiefs after Roethlisberger threw another interception which Harrison promptly ran down the field for a touchdown.
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a word that offends my history teacher even doe he ain't from the ME
boy: what a towel head
him: HEY DON'T SAY THAT DON'T STEREOTYPE GOD DUDE LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW GET OUT YOUR BOOOOOOK
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Using someone's hair on top of their head to wipe one's dick off after having sex.
He used Mary as a dick towel after finishing in the bedroom.
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When you smoke in your room and you have to block the door at the bottom.
Towel time block that door nigga.
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