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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

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Foot Traffic

A crowd of people walking in multiple directions, causing people to dodge, duck, and slow down while on their way from point A to point B.

Elias was walking to his class when he slowed down due to foot traffic.

Trafficness

Traffic being traffic

DAMN TRAFFICNESS MAKING ME LATE

montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

Traffic

Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'

Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"

Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.