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When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"
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Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.
Like the town itself, the people in Lakawanna trail are pathetic, weak and look gay.
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The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
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a thin line of fine hair ON A WOMAN from the belly button to the pussy. Sometimes attractive if very fine or peach fuzz, gross if it long and bushy.
She has a nice treasure trail above her puss.
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When someone busts a nut in your bum and shortly afterwards you drag your cheeks along the floor leaving a slivery trail. Like a snail
Garry: You want to go to the pub Barry?
Barry: Nah me and my wife are trying snail trailing tonight
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The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.
Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"
Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"
Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"
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An American faux exercise/railroad reclamation trend. Derelict train tracks are converted into foot and/or bicycling paths. The minute grades needed for the trains make the trails easily traversable, even by invalids.
I walked fifteen miles on the new Pine Creek Rails To Trails. I walked fifteen hundred feet, on a hiking trail and had to be Medevaced to State College Hospital.
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