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Tristan Jerome is a smart person, he love dogs, he is supportive person. When he's mad, he's kinda creepy.
Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.
Girl1: Do you want to meet Tristan Jerome?
Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.
Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.
See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)
"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"
When a guy bearing the name of Tristan, unpromptedly and all of a sudden acts in a particular manner that is very much prone to result in the destruction of objects. Usually accompanied by heavy beatboxing or other ways of producing rythmical sounds.
Tobias : " Tristan, stop trying to put the LED into the socket!"
*LED explodes*
Pat: " This is such a Tristan Moment. "
*Tristan starts to shred it vocally-*
A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Canon: an amazing person
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.
Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky
The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool
have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants