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when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.
"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"
"use your vitamin trumpet"
Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.
Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.
A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.
"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"
A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me