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when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.
"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"
"use your vitamin trumpet"
A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.
"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"
A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
your ass, letting loose a fart
Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?
1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."