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turd herder

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

by Rick April 27, 2004

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Turd beater

Usually a term for gay men, who participates in anal sex.

Beats another mans turd, hence the word turd beater!

by Sanny and Robert June 6, 2006

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polish a turd

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

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phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

by me old fruity September 8, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

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Turd Cap

A derogatory name for the military haircut know as the "high and Tight". Since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete turd, hence the name turd cap.

Did you see Private Barton, he just got his turd cap touched up. I guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.

by Explodie January 23, 2012

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Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 24, 2017

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