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It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.
Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.
Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.
Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim
A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.
A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.
“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”
Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat
yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
When you’re part of the bala family and you have a bala niece or nephew
Tranna mek bala with bala uncle