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When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.
I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.
An aussie who throw boomerangs into a thunderstorm
I'm with uncle stevo, thunder crackles. YEEt!
When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.
I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.
Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.
Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.
Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat
yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.
“How did Uncle Donald get here he don’t have no car?!”