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A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)
GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)
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A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...
I am so mad.
Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.
Really, you think it'll help? What is it?
It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
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The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.
A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).
Example 1:
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
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The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?
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When a group of girls have dildos strapped to their heads and are having sex on their hands and knees in a circle.
"Half woman, half unicorn, a unicorn chain is a beautiful sight."