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when some stupid bitch you waste years of your life behind decides to leave you over nothing. when shes gone it is like your life get twenty times better. she is a fake bitch and no one could hate her more than her million exes. shes the thot you wish you never met.
Guy 1- yo bro i heard your girl left.
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
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a line of large cars made by ford
driven only by 90 year olds and cops
usally seen with about 7 radio antennas (both VHF and UHF), a lightbar and a police officer in the back, seen all the time on I-66 behind rice burners.
"Dude, i put a hairdryer out of the window of my grandpa's crown victoria and everyone thought i was a cop
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Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
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Victoria is a loving and caring person. Victoria loves a boy named Tighe but they broke up. Also if Tighe or one of Tighe’s friends are reading this know that Victoria regrets breaking up with him.
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A short demon spawn of bitchiness. Very hurtful, why you hurt me? 😢
Me: Literally breathes
Victoria: *Stabs you 28 times and leaks your personal info to the dark web*
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The most incredible human being alive. The name Victoria Tsonos is only given to the most beautiful people on Earth and is reserved for very few people that deserve this name. People with this name are the most attractive, intelligent, caring, lovable, adorable, sexiest, funniest, and all around perfect people that you could ever meet. They generally produce lots of overwhelming love and can make you smile when you never thought that you could. They help you with so much, and ask for little but your love in return. For a better definition of people with the name Victoria Tsonos you may also search "perfect"
Guy 1: Man, do you know Victoria Tsonos?
Guy 2: No man, I'm not that lucky. What about you?
Guy 1: I wish. I wish.
Guy 3: Are you guys talking about Victoria Tsonos?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 3: I date her...
*Guy 1 and 2 drop dead on the spot*
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a stupid bitch who is fascinated by the mirror and without her looks would be as interesting as a blank piece of paper.
Victoria Beckham is more useless than a deflated blow up doll.
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