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virtually flashed

Being sent a naked picture from someone else without asking for it via any digital means.

I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!

by Amishoney January 25, 2015


Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 13, 2015


Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.

Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.

by CT1MLA September 10, 2012


virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.

Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.

by B1j2p8b1 November 26, 2011


Virtual Carpetbagger

A cryptocurrency miner that invests in high-end hardware designed for gaming, to then never use it to play games.

Sam: "Why did you divorce your husband? I thought he had a gaming PC like you."

Emily: "It's because he's a virtual carpetbagger and won't shut up about blockchains and NFTs"

by EGStein December 17, 2021


Virtual Reality

It's Reality But Virtual

I am gonna go play in Virtual Reality!

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023