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Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.

I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*

by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019


Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018


vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

This is my second glass of vodka.

by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022


Vodka

What all Russians have flowing through their veins.

"Vodka is life" -Literally every Russian ever

by Barnie Slayer April 2, 2021


vodka

russian baby formula

babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”

by russianbitch August 1, 2021


Vodka

What people drink to ruin their life even if they say there having fun. It’s useless and people who drink it are rebels. It tastes like shit

If I drink vodka I’ll die and rot in hell

by Ass hole vodka December 10, 2019


Vodka

Russian water

-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me

by luca_skye_ January 28, 2020