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A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”
Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.
I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*
What people drink to ruin their life even if they say there having fun. It’s useless and people who drink it are rebels. It tastes like shit
If I drink vodka I’ll die and rot in hell
-Can you pass me the water comrad?
-It's vodka...
-Same thing, give it to me
An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.
Vodka is totally not alcoholic.