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The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.
Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!
Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.
My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.
I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
Let's go play the Walmart game
Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."
Other variations include:
"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.
I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!