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The second cd by lame band avenged sevenfold (also known as avenged piece of shit.) The cd is just an hour long metalcore cliche, that includes but it is not limited to:
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
joe: Jesus Christ this cd "waking the fallen" is hella boring!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
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To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.
The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
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In the morning or after "la siesta".
Wake me up every morning with a touch, a smile, kind words...
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The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.
My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.
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farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim
he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast
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The act of defecating in the mouth of a corpse.
"I'm glad the bastard's dead. I'm goin' over to that casket, drop trow, and give him a Don Tomasino's Wake!"
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Wake n' Cake
It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with cocaine and wax. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake n' Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.
tags: wake, cake, blow, Jewish, Monday, Adderall, meditation, morning
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews, half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's El Don the tagger, says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake n' Cake.
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