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When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone
Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!
when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart
My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.
A phrase invented by the owner of the real Starbucks (Ahmad the Soobar) located in Qadoura Camp. Used when a story is being told to add a dramatic effect or to hype up the squad.
Ahmad the Soobar: And then he turned into a pickle Wal Bsharafi, funniest shit I've ever seen Wal Bsharafi.
When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.
Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.
1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia