pog wash

A group of wrinkled old men shitting on an old women.

Margret got pog washed.

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bag wash

A bag wash is when one has used almost all of their amphetamines/cocaine or other powdered narcotic, and is left with no choice but to rip the bag open and suck the bag clean.

Charlie sheen had been partying for three days solid and his dealer had gone to bed, so he bag washed

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Gay Washing

Gay ɡā Washing ˈwäSHiNG - The act of altering source material and misinterpreting cannon of character or story to fit a LGBTQ+ narrative. Usually after the founder, or the previous owner has either died, or signed the company over to new owners.

Person 1: "I was reading in an article recently that this character was actually secretly gay, the funny thing is that the original author never mentioned it, or left anything for interpretation in the book to make me believe this."
Person 2: "Well this is a classic case of "Gay Washing". Now that (Walt Disney/J.R.R Tolkein/Stan Lee) has passed its easy to proclaim that in a news article, now that the creator has passed away."

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wash dishes

Wash the dishes, wipe down the countertop, stovetop and clean the sink after you’re done.

*sweeping/ cleaning the floor may also be included depending on the situation*

Ya ma: “wash these dishes”
You: *washes dishes*
Ya ma: “didn’t I tell you to wash dishes?! That means clean the whole kitchen! Why the counter still dirty?”

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black washing

Same thing as white washing but for Blacks.

White racist people : Jesus was blond haired, fair skinned, and blue eyed.
Black racist people : Jesus was Black.
The rest of the world : Nobody cares, but at least try to be historically correct, Jesus was a Middle Easterner, so nor White, neither Black.

So yes black washing exists, and it is offensive as white washing.

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car wash

When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.

Rachel got a car wash last night from the whole fraternity.

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washing machine

a bird whose so loose that u have to perform a circular motion to touch the sides

damn shes had so much in her shes a washing machine

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