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When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
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the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.
he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
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The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo
I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted
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Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
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A youthful person that is a waste of time and space
Shaun: Juan is a waste yute. he’s a deadman when I catch him
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When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.
Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.
Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!
Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"
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To deplete, to disinegrate, decapitate, to lose all excess and become essential.
I lay in my bed and waste away.
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