Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

Wet Nog

To Insert a males forehead into a females vagina.

Dude my hair is so sticky. I shouldn't have Wet Nogged that girl last night.

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

Desk wetting

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

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wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

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Wet Ben

Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger in ones mouth, before inserting into companion's sphincter.

Reverse Wet Ben: When one place's a single finger into companion's sphinter, before placing said finger into one's mouth.

Last night I gave your mum a wet ben.

That wet ben was well moist.

That reverse wet ben tasted nutty, I hope you haven't been eating nuts I'm allergic.

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