Cool ass part from the show tbh
Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: whoβs Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.
*Goes on a shopping spree*
My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???
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Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!
This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.
Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.
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Donald Trump's justification for the risk of taking Hydroxychloroquine, an unproven and minimally tested "cure" for COVID-19, which is known to be potentially lethal when inappropriately administered.
βAll I can tell you is, so far I seem to be OK,β Trump said, adding that, βI get a lot of tremendously positive news on the hydroxy. What do you have to lose?β
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Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
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βWhat do you do with pasta?β
βYOU PUT IT IN THE OVENβ ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps
βHey mate? What do you do with pasta?β
βYOU PUT IT IN THE OVENβ
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A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."
Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*
Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.
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