I Am your mom

When one is your mom.

"Son, I am your mom."

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I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

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I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

i am bullshit mad

When your anger is so insane .... it's like a pile of bullshit

I am bullshit mad right now... my friend, Justine, is a complete bitch

I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.

P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.