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The University of Wisconsin Madison is a public university in Madison, WI. It is generally known for its excellent Engineering and Business Programs, both of which are rated highly by both the Princeton Review and US News. UW-Madison also has excellent science programs, including Physics, Chemistry, and Biology. It is the flagship school of the UW system, as it usually refers to itself as "Wisconsin" (see wisc.edu, or the newly named "Wisconsin School of Business) and generally bashed by those who cannot get in. With its student population of roughly 41,000, it is one of the largest public universities in the US. The campus is located in downtown Madison, bordering Lake Mendota. Home to such progressives as Robert La Follette, and also due to its vast number of protests in the Vietnam War era, the city, including the university, has gained a reputation as being a hotbed of liberalism, which makes it a very awesome place. All in all, its a "public ivy", and thus you have to work very hard, but actually get a degree thats worth something. Also, there is a bit of partying between the constant barrage of papers and tests, thus giving Madison its legendary status.
Person A: "The University of Wisconsin Madison is a really shitty school"
Person B: "You're just saying that because you couldn't get into Madison."
Person A: "No i'm not"
(Day before)
Person A: "Oh, I got a rejection letter from Madison. Well, it looks like i'm going to Parkside."
(New Student at Madison)
New Student: "What the f**k is that thing?"
Not Noob: "That is Mosse Humanities. The most polarizing building on campus."
New Student: "Doesn't it look like a futuristic fortress from a 1960's film?"
Not Noob: "Yes, yes it does."
"Yay, I got a Business or Engineering degree from UW. I'm going to be very rich/powerful very soon. Bow."
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When a woman gets down on all fours and spreads her ass cheeks apart, and her lover pours melted limburger cheese into her asshole, and then eats it out.
Betty loved when Tim pulled the old wisconsin hot pocket, but as chessy as it sounds, Tim preferred gorganzola.
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I just took a Wisconsin cheese doodle! It was amazing!
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dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.
that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.
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A sexual position invented in Wisconsin where the female is climbing a ladder (most often that of a deer stand) and has her legs on 2 different steps. The man then approaches from behind and uses the ladder as leverage to create powerful and deep thrusts.
"We were on our way up to the stand and the bitch said she was horny so i gave her the ol' Wisconsin 2 Step"
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A distinct type of ass mainly found on women from Wisconsin.
There was tons of that great Wisconsin Long Ass at Summerfest this year. Life in Wisconsin is all about Packers, Miller Lite, and Long Ass. Who invited all the Wisconsin Long Ass to the party?
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During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen
Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!
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