you can't handle me

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.

other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it

boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.

34👍 40👎

You don tell me

A phrase that drunk people repeat; sometimes the only thing that they are intelligent enough to say; also used towards a girl with a lot of attitude.

Joe: Dave, you piss drunk
Dave: You don tell me!

4👍 2👎

you don't know me!

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

39👍 48👎

YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

What someone says as they cover their eyes and pretend to be invisible. They are looking for attention, so give them some, THWAP!

Sween - (covers eyes) You can't see me!
John - (smacks sween in the back of the head) Now I see you, you little rascal!

98👍 144👎

You Can't Whoop Me

A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.

Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*

9👍 9👎

You got me straight trippin' boo

Let's bang

Girl: "How do i look?"
Guy: " You got me straight trippin' boo!"

25👍 52👎

You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

8👍 6👎