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Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...
"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"
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What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.
Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh
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What Canadians say to one another, but in a pleasant tone of voice.
Gary: Fuck you, eh? :)
Chad: NO, you fuck you, eh? :D
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"Fuck You Kid" - Ninja (Tyler Blevins), to an unsuspecting dweeb who was shredded by him on the multiplayer battle royale, H1Z1.
Fuck You Kid. (in response to something you didn't like.)
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(n) a large truck, generally a Dodge Ram or Ford F250. The bed of said truck is never used to haul anything. Most commonly driven by douche bags and assholes who feel empowered by their large trucks to disregard all automotive courtesies.
I couldn't find a parking spot because some Fuck You Truck was taking up two spaces.
I'll meet you later. I have to wax the bed of my Fuck You Truck.
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“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.
As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”