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national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
shut your fucking mouth you bitch, because I can't focus in class.
"Mark, shut your fucking mouth you bitch"
(Sorry to all the Marks reading this)
Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”
“Dude what the fuck”
What one would say when
A: they have a death note
B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook
"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"