Bridge Moment

When you are an Epic Gamer, but your game is too Epic for you to handle, thus resulting in you blurting out the N-Word. This originates from the moment when Pewdiepie once did this on stream, and proceeded to be Cancelled by everyone.

Felix: What a N-word! (substitute this with the real thing)
Everyone is a 5 mile radius: Bruh Bridge Moment

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Sperm of the moment

Describing an act of sexual intercourse that was unplanned, completely spontaneous, and performed without any foresight whatsoever.

Bob: Dude I met this girl from Kentucky last night, asked what her name was, didn't get an answer, brought her back to my lair, and then banged her guts out.

Dave: Sounds like that was totally sperm of the moment.

Bob: Yeah, it sure was.

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Awkward Moment

The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.

CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.

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Skyler Moment

When you do something dumb

Jacob: Are you free this Sunday?
Skyler: No, I can't do this Saturday.
Jacob: That's a Skyler moment

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primus moment

where you begin to like a band that you have always hated

i used to hate black sabbath but then i listened to war pigs and had a primus moment. they are now one of my favourite bands

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Nigga Moment

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. A common misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.

Huey: Watch closely. You're about to exprience a "nigga moment."

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Woman moment

When a woman is being a woman

person 1:Jennifer literally slept with her teacher
person 2: Woman moment
person 1:What?

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