A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.
"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"
when you take a poo and you wipe your ass with toilet paper leaving it on the roll and then winding it back up
yesterday I did one of the most perfect carson city rewinds at the local AMPM
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A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.
Subscribe to Call Me Carson on youtube.
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Very nice and sweet girl, loves music and selfless, great style and amazing personality anyone would want to be friends with a girl Carson
Carson (girl version) is so sweet!
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An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"
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April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.
Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy βNational Carson Dayβ!
Carson: i miss her π