David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.
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Usually a dirty Mexican who canβt pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He canβt seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.
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Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.
"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
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David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.
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A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are βAw Seriouslyβ and βNoβ and doesnβt like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube βBattle For Dream Islandβ.
Steve: Youβre my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!
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