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David

has a short dick and is ugly and has ligma

david has ligma.

by 21001 February 26, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


David

David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.

Stop being a David

by Ask.Me May 20, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


David

A man with an 8inch dick

David has a huge dick

by Lillypad August 23, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


David

Usually a dirty Mexican who can’t pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He can’t seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.

Hey David, why so lonely?

by BoshBoiken March 3, 2020

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


davide

Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.

"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'

i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.

i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.

by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009

71πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


David

David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.

ugh George is such a David

by George Guerrero December 7, 2016

19πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


David

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are β€œAw Seriously” and β€œNo” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube β€œBattle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž