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when you are attracted to white girls only
Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic fever.
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When an American citizen (usually male) has feelings for a Canadian
Hey Kevin do you have maple fever because that's just weird
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feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.
(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."
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When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.
Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?
Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...
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a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.
Bob-Hey man why don't we ever win?
Jim-Cause we all have the Mundelein Fever
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The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
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:the sickness a person feels from being too high and wanting to "come down" instantly after smoking marijuana
I've gotta come down man, I've got green fever.
I'm about to throw up, I smoked too much and have green fever.
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