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a total deadbeat. The kinda guy who brags about shit he doesn’t own and connections that doesn’t have. Flakes out on work appointments. Overpromises and never delivers. Lies about getting fired from Bloomberg.
Looks like if Freddy Krueger facefucked the topographical map of Utah.
Oh fuck my handyman just pulled a jason and didn’t show up
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I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people
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The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart
The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober
N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
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The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female
Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned
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Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!
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To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
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