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A extremly awsome HRHS student athlete that has lots of friends and the best gf ever. He is dominant in everthing he does.
James Murphy play 3 sports for his school
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The life that of Jenifer Ives. What ever possibly could go wrong, will go wrong. All life long. Period.
Having a day of complete disaster? Murphy's Law could apply here, I mean you're having a Jenifer? Happens to others from time to time.
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Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)
- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
A Seamus Murphy is a big Spanish Cunt.
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The act of pouring Guiness in a woman's ass, and then drinking it with a straw.
I got drunk last night on a couple of dirty murphy's!
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The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.
"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."
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a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga
orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u
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