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When you are on your feet seemingly busy but are actually doing nothing productive at all.
A.E. Getting up and going to the kitchen without touching anything, then going back to where you came from.
“Oh look, Paige is simming again”
Reinacting your 13 year old murdeous acts on a family of 5 then doing it to real people in your 20s
He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed
A person with a dick so long it curls up in their trousers, like a firehose.
"Who's that guy?"
"I don't know, but I heard he's a Fireman Sim!"
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.
Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all