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When a job or task was done incorrectly or unsatisfactory.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.
That guy is such a job turkey, he left the garbage bag next to barrel rather then depositing it in the dumpster like he should have.
Look at that job turkey!
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A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
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An overwhelming feeling of stress and tiredness as the body prepares to process more than a healthy amount of Thanksgiving turkey.
Upon finishing Thanksgiving dinner, Justin decided to crawl away from the table and prepare for the imminent turkey sweats.
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n. Time to muff dive. Orig. What does a turkey say? "Gobble gobble." This phrase comes from the worse movie of all time, Gigli, in which J-Ho spreads her legs and says...
It's turkey time--you know, gobble, gobble.
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When a man (usually a tranvestite) tapes his genitals between his legs in order to give off the apperance of female genitalia. (very gross)
Tucking the turkey is soooo fun!
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How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
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A white female who tends to prefer black males and/or characteristics. Sometimes these women may partially use a black male as a fashion statement, and in other situations they simply may be attracted only to black males. They can sometimes be characterized by bad, unnatural overused slang, and at times can be very game goofy. Other characteristic include exclusive taste in gangsta rap and/or slow jamz, low cut hair styles which sometimes resembles the tail of a turkey (intended to immitate african american females), and large hoop earrings or noserings. They can be found in groups of 2-3 at any location where hen & cokes are served. It is very common for a snowturkey to have mixed offspring, whos hair is not properly cared for. This term may or not may not be derrogitory, depending on what manner it is said in. Other variations include: rice turkey, bean turkey, man turkey and the opposite: hockey puck
friend 1: Does she got a man?
friend 2: naw, but shes a snow turkey
Friend 1: lets go to that one club, we went to last weekend...
Friend 2: hell no, their aint nothin but hoodrats & snow turkeys at that spot
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