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Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.
the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.
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A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)
"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle
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Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
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The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
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A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.
What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.
"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"
Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"
A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.
Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!
a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)
faggot turtle has joined your lobby