dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

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cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

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cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

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cooking cape

The worst skillcape in runescape. Only a noob would wear this thing. Also See: Fletching cape

noob: i got cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

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Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

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yann cooke

always passes the vibe check

bruh look it’s a yann cooke, he’s just vibin i ain’t stressin

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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

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