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An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*
John: Jeely cow Gretchen
A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies
“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”
A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.
Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!
literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.
"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"
Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.
A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.