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jesus

(adjective) Describing something that is very beautiful, or relieving.

I ate four tacos and then rode the subway for two hours! When I finally got to a bathroom the shit that ripped out of my ass was jesus.

by Travis Dean January 15, 2008

13πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus is a man that makes wonders but some poeple think Jesus was born in christmas but thats not true ok bey

Guy 1: did you know that Jesus was born in christmas
Guy 2: thats not true

by The guy with the true story January 10, 2022

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

an adjective used to describe any thing amazing, i.e. taste, smell, sight, etc.

Dude, this hamburger is like Jesus on my tongue.

Individual 1: You're awesome
Individual 2: I know, i'm basically Jesus

by bensonisjesus November 12, 2008

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

wack

Jesus is wack

by -emiley:) April 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you think you look.

Jesus said to Alyssa that you are beautiful today

by The Real one Boi November 22, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jesus

Kid w a big ass dick :)

I sucked jesus big ass dick

by iejjfcpwejpf March 11, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jesus

a person who died because people don’t know stuff

omg, jesus!

by Godsballsareinmyhands November 13, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž