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Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.

Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her

by Taykisha April 10, 2024


Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.

by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014


Hot Melissa

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.

I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.

by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024


Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.

Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd

by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024


Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.

"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!

by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021


Melissa Rae Morrow

I am a person who is unique and loves with all her heart. I don't plan on having this last name forever, and I hope I don't. I want to get married and have kids one day, God Willing.

Melissa Rae Morrow thinks she is in love again.

by IDEFINEMYSELF June 14, 2021

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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 10, 2021