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Although this word is predominantly for time-saving methods, it is so much more than that!
'totes' is most commonly used by teenage girls but makes something seem vastly more casual.
Instead of your parents going to 'totally going to kill you' after you snuck out, now they are 'totes gonna kill you', completely changing the sentence from morbid and harrowing to light-hearted and jovial.
Im totes excited for the party!
That test was totes horendi :(
basically a man who is fruity or seen as gay because of the way he pulls his bag over the shoulder. This can be used towards sassy men as well. SASSY MEN PANDEMIC 2022.
that man is such a tote.
omg ur such a tote, like be a man.
A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.
That tuna casserole recipe is Totes Fallops!
A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote