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hug your crush day. and kiss on the cheek if your brave
y/n: it’s october 12 that means national hug your crush day
h/n: come hug me the
Jess: Did you see the new iphone 12?
Joe: Yes... It's just an iphone 11 Apple chooses to keep around a couple more years
Jess: But you can buy it in purple.
Joe: Purple?
Jess: Yes, purple, isn't that amazing???
Joe and Jess: *Screams AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa*
May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go
Man 1: what day is it
Man 2: June 12
Man 1: fuck day now come here
A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.
The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.
Wow!! That solo looks really difficult!!!
Yeah! 10 12! You know, it has 2 WHOLE FRETS!!!
Woooaahhh.