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When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.
After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!
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When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!
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A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
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Term used for partaking in some perscription only smoking. After a meal of course!
After we eat, we need to have a after dinner mint!
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A party which takes place after a prom where the party host invites everyone whos going to the prom.
Person 1: I'm having an after prom party.
Person 2: A'm I invited?
Person 1: Are you going prom?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Then you're invited!!
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Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.
When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!