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Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.
Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!
Bank will open again next week
Bank will open again next week
To be back for the second time, but to make a third appearance.
He came back again, for the third event.
The sentence no-one wants to hear!
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
You've been betting other people's lives on it up until this point but ok....
Hym "YEAAAAH!!! I CHOOSE BLACK! YOUR MOVE COWARD!"
Iam "It's funny I actually have something else I was going to do for Other People (Again) but I saw that and he got all amped up."