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When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.
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Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.
Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.
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When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"
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realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels
yo check out those 3 alarm pants
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Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.
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When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose
"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"
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when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.
we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.
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